Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Dumb

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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