Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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