What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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