- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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