- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You idiot.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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