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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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