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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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