- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A storm be brewin!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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