- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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