What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I have cancer. And you're next.

womans rights...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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