- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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