- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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