- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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