- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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