What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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