How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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deez nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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