- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Take part of what?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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