whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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