- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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