- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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