- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

He--Hey guys

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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