What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Anti Joke

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