- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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