What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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