- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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