- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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