What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Tony Romo

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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