Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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