- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

Boxing on Boxing Day

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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