- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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