- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

brock has small hands for a small job

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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