- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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