I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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