Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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