- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Dumbledore dies.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

i'm hard

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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