- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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