A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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