- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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