A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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