- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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