- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Sir, your wife is dead

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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