what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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