Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than this That :(

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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