What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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knock knock who's there ?

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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