- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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