What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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