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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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