- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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