What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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