- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

I <3 Hitler

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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